I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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