At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
