did you get engaged???
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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