i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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