in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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