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• (207): View more from Maine

  watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!

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  Poor life choices...?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.

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