i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?