Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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