Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen

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(416): View more from Toronto

Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?

(416): View more from Toronto

Better looking than her though please.

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(573): View more from Missouri

just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch

(636): View more from Missouri

Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?

(573): View more from Missouri

IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...

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(803): View more from South Carolina

He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.

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(512): View more from Texas

I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

it was like getting a handjob from robocop

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(410): View more from Maryland

In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?

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