So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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