He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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