Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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