At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I am available for nakedness
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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