i barfeds in our rink
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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