She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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