You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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