so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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