Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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