I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
This is my gift to your gina
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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