All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So many bounce houses so little time
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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