I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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