I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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