Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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