I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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