i just had sex bonerless
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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