She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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