i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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