I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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