Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You took a bar mat shot.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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