so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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