Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
