...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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