Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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