i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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