you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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