Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
There are leaves in my underwear?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
