More tranny stories later!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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