no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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