that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
