i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
