matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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