For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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