i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
3 2 1 whiskey
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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