i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
