I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
We have so much sex to catch up on
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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