just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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