Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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