youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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