you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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