Christians are straight up FREAKS
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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