is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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