I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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