I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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