sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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