let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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