**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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