I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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