I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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