Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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