I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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