it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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