I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
please come you make the beer taste better
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Dick very happy bro
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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